That was hilarious!
I think what you're asking is:
"How would we handle some kid, trying to be a tough guy; Trying to make us fight him?"
Now if you really want an answer and aren't just trolling...
First, We've got nothing to prove.
Second, We've got better things to do than spend time in a holding cell for disturbing the peace, and assault.
Third, None of us think we are any better, or tougher than anyone one else.
Put away the fear, pal. There a bigger and better things to deal with at your stage in life. Like getting into college and graduating, with passing grades.
Spending time with loved ones. Getting relationships started with the opposite sex!
Get to know as many as you can, DO NOT just latch on to one and stay stuck on her. Variety! (And for Gosh sakes, Don't do anything you'll regret, and can't afford for the next 18 years.)
Save your money, Get a car! Learn how to fix it up. Learn to drive it... Without causing an accident, or getting speeeding tickets.
There is so much more to living your life, than to worry about some pretender/ Wanna be.
An amatuer looks to prove himself.
The pro is successful for not having to fight, unless he has to!