Irrelevant movie quotes

Have a seat, young skywalker.
Best used in awkward silences. Whatever your favourites are.

I like to use Brick's (from "Anchorman") "LOUD NOISES" for the same purpose.

"Scotch, Scotch, Scotch. I like Scotch!

Ron Burgundy (Will Ferrel), also from Anchorman

VDJ

"Shark bait, ooh hah hah!"

"I LOVE LAMP" (Anchorman)

"Hey Bob Marley, quit your wailin'" (Drive)

"DUN - DUN - DUUUUUNNN!!!!!" (Cannonball Run)

"PONCE!! PERFUME PONCE!!!" (Withnail & I)

"They're only Noodles Michael." (The Lost Boys)

"Squish! Like Glape" (Karate Kid)

"Dont think! Feeel." (Enter the Dragon)

All phrases I use regularly in conversation.

"What were you expecting Joe? Ghandi, Freud, Buddha?" Methos from Highlander the series.

"It's been a long time since I've smelled beautiful."

by Vin Diesel - Chronicles of Riddick

Things I use in every day life.

"Talk to me Goose" - Top Gun

"Trix are for kids" - Trix Cereal Commercial

"The snozberries taste like snozberries" - Super Troopers

That's from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory first.

"I bet you think you're pretty smart... do you think you could outsmart... fist/bullet?" Robocop.

"I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!" Network.

"I feel the need—the need for speed!" Top Gun.

"X, I have never prayed to you before." X being whoever's assistance you need at the moment, but you have to say it like Conan from Conan the Barbarian.

"You motherf--kers!" Again, you have to say it like Boris the Blade from Snatch, while making air pistols.

"...You know what I think I'm gonna do then? Just for the hell of it?..." (Tom Laughlin in "Billy Jack" 1971)

Jeff

"Do or do not...... there is no TRY..." (Yoda in "The Empire Strikes Back")

"...get squish just like grape. Here, karate, same thing. Either you karate do "yes" or karate do "no." You karate do "guess so,..." (Mr Miyagi in The Karate Kid 1984)

Jeff

"Dead or alive you are coming with me" - Robocop

And I try to do it in the exact voice.