I wish!
But that kind of thing wasn't in my budget, no. Some day...
Actually, I had bought a Ming/Qing-style sword in China that I had been told was from his forge, but the unusually low price, even for China (less than four thousand yuan, i.e. a few hundred £/$/€) had led me to believe it might not be. When I heard the guy was in France for an exhibition, I thought there was my chance to ask him in person... He confirmed my blade was not his work.
Oh well... I don't regret my buy: that's still a nice folded-steel, differentially-tempered, hand-forged sword that I would have paid triple that price in any other country.
Here's my little collection (didn't include folders):
From top:
-Ming/Qing-period-style straightsword. Folded steel, hand-forged. Bought in Tianjin.
-Tang-period-style saber. Hand-forged, differentially-tempered. Bought in Tianjin.
-Qin/Han-period-style straightsword. Pretty-looking cheap stainless-steel wallhanger.
-Iaito. Inocuous, unsharpened, light-alloy-bladed practice katana.
-My faithful old bokken, from my iaido years.
Short weapons, left-column:
-Aluminum-made telescopic Chinese practice sword.
-Cheap knockoff of Cold Steel's "Oyabun" tanto. Still of decent quality.
-Sig assault rifle bayonet.
-Fairbairn-like dagger of French Foreign Legion's airborne commandos. A funnily balanced weapon (the barycenter's well into the heavy handle), particularly smooth to handle and juggle with.
-CRKT's "Hissatsu" aikuchi. Just beautiful.
Short weapons, center column:
-Russian AKM bayonet, late model.
-Russian AK-74 bayonet, late model.
-East-German AK (MPi, to be technical) bayonet, transition model.
Short weapons, right column:
-two sets of fei-biao (short throwing daggers or darts), bought in Tianjin.
Bottom-right corner:
-Tie-di, a type of Chinese iron flute that was used by itinerant musicians and intended to double as a self-defense weapon. The sheer weight of that thing makes it something to be feared (probably the most effective way to use it), but it also has a short, concealed blade. Bought in the same Tianjin weapon-shop as most of my other Chinese weapons.
-Some ancient, Freddy-Kruger-like Chinese weapon, articulated gauntlets with spikey palm-backs and mean-looking talons. Bought in an antique market of Beijing - although they're not genuine antiques but cheap recent replicas.
What my babies look like unsheathed: