Posted by: Prizewriter
Martial Artists...making the world a better place.
Posted by: MattJ
Re: Martial Artists...making the world a better place. - 10/19/09 03:59 PM
Living the martial spirit, they are! NOT. "Indominatable.....something. Ah, the hell with it!"
Posted by: iaibear
Re: Martial Artists...making the world a better pl - 10/20/09 08:58 AM
I visited Wales.
Once
The pint of bitters was good.
Once
The pint of bitters was good.
Posted by: grumbleweed
Re: Martial Artists...making the world a better pl - 10/20/09 09:10 AM
from a script website--for cord 
E: I tell you Baldrick, I'm not looking forward to this evening. Trying
to serenade a light fluffy bunny of a girl in the company of an
arrogant half German yob with a mad dad.
B: Well, he is the Prince of Wales.
E: Have you ever been to Wales, Baldrick?
B: No, but I've often thought I'd like to.
E: Well don't, it's a ghastly place. Huge gangs of tough sinewy men
roam the valleys terrifying people with their close harmony singing.
You need half a pint of phlegm in your throat just to pronounce the
placenames. Never ask for directions in Wales Baldrick, you'll be
washing spit out of your hair for a fortnight.
B: So, eh, being Prince of it isn't considered a plus? (hammers a large
orange into the goose)
E: I tell you Baldrick, I'm not looking forward to this evening. Trying
to serenade a light fluffy bunny of a girl in the company of an
arrogant half German yob with a mad dad.
B: Well, he is the Prince of Wales.
E: Have you ever been to Wales, Baldrick?
B: No, but I've often thought I'd like to.
E: Well don't, it's a ghastly place. Huge gangs of tough sinewy men
roam the valleys terrifying people with their close harmony singing.
You need half a pint of phlegm in your throat just to pronounce the
placenames. Never ask for directions in Wales Baldrick, you'll be
washing spit out of your hair for a fortnight.
B: So, eh, being Prince of it isn't considered a plus? (hammers a large
orange into the goose)
Posted by: Cord
Re: Martial Artists...making the world a better pl - 10/20/09 01:29 PM
1. these muppets were from ENGLAND.
2. Snowdon is the second highest mountain in Britain, but for some reason every tourist with a pair of flip flops and a lobotomy thinks it will be an easy climb. NOT! I grew up on the outskirts of snowdonia, and have climbed up there several times with school, for charity, etc etc, and its hard fu*king work! Every summer the local news run stories about people needing rescue and dying on its slopes, but they never learn. Twp. The lot of them are twp.
3. Cymru am byth!!
2. Snowdon is the second highest mountain in Britain, but for some reason every tourist with a pair of flip flops and a lobotomy thinks it will be an easy climb. NOT! I grew up on the outskirts of snowdonia, and have climbed up there several times with school, for charity, etc etc, and its hard fu*king work! Every summer the local news run stories about people needing rescue and dying on its slopes, but they never learn. Twp. The lot of them are twp.
3. Cymru am byth!!