Posted by: Ed_Morris
Over the top... - 11/24/05 10:55 AM
ok. this room includes 'Tales', so lets try to top each other with outrageous claims, shall we?
I'll start.
Everyone already knows I'm an Nth degree black-belt; since I am so advanced, I no longer fit into a linear rank model and have journeyed into the realm of geometric progression....but what nobody is aware of is that I received advanced training from an ancient race of people who were masters of the (almost) lost fighting Art of Atlantis. The strength of the art is in harnessing the power of the atoms around you in a way that is too complex for your simple 3-dimensional minds. Explaining it in this post would cause the entire global internet community to come to a smoking halt. I can prove my skill because I kept the receipt when I purchased the certificate.
top that.
I'll start.
Everyone already knows I'm an Nth degree black-belt; since I am so advanced, I no longer fit into a linear rank model and have journeyed into the realm of geometric progression....but what nobody is aware of is that I received advanced training from an ancient race of people who were masters of the (almost) lost fighting Art of Atlantis. The strength of the art is in harnessing the power of the atoms around you in a way that is too complex for your simple 3-dimensional minds. Explaining it in this post would cause the entire global internet community to come to a smoking halt. I can prove my skill because I kept the receipt when I purchased the certificate.
top that.