Naming your style

Hapki-kempo-jutsu ..simple and direct. or..whatever my teacher called it.

Discojutsu. The art and science of boogy.
"Through analysis of thousands of recorded dances, the Discojutsuka has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists on any dance floor is a statistically-predictable element. The Discojutsu Kata treats the dancer as a total package, each fluid position representing a maximum boogy zone, inflicting funkifacation on the maximum number of other dancers, while keeping the DJ practitioner clear of the statistically-traditional trajectories of other dancers enabling them to move across the dance floor with ease and extra coolness. By the rote mastery of this art, your dancing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increased dancing proficiency makes the master of the Discojutsu a dancer not to be taken lightly.
With apologies to the genius Kurt Wimmer and the movie Equilibrium.

Victors quote - My wife doesn't need style names, she's just plain tough when she needs to be......


If the term Master means performing amazing feats and enduring things that man finds impossible. My wife is a Master of mircles, as a matter of fact most women are.

I experience a tramatic even along with my wife I was almost taken out, I almost lost it. It was one of the most painful and bloodiest events of my life to watch, just the memory of it brings back shear agony and nightmears if it was I in those striups,instead of. I know I would die and not survive menatlly or physical. This mind bloogling event of actually watching someone body being torn in half. I was a eye witness to this, it was very humblingly.

I know that no man, no matter how tough could survive this and live or even walk again. I was only 24 yrs old when I witness this and I was almost TKO'd sitting there with the Doctor catching my oldest son during child birth.

Women are some tough miraculous, loving and almost Terminator II machines, they can be torn open and healed back up.

And still they want to love you 3 to 6 months later. If someone help do that to me, I'd never forgive them and be crazy after enduring that pain and probably dead.

I bow down to there superior physical and mental make up, when it comes to handling pain.

My style is the style of fighting w/o fainting.

You made me look kune do.

Women are evil, they can bleed for a week and NOT DIE!!!

Just talk your way out of it with tongue-fu.

Hello Soke Brian:

Been thinking of it for a while now, what to call "it" that won't give away my ~true~ ulterior intentions. What would I call a newly invented style...

Are you seeking mischief here or an earnest name?

Jeff

i'll name my style 'Total combat technique'
and people can remember it in short as TCT.

but using a jap or chinese name is more marketable nowadays

Bilabial Fricative - mine will kill anything. Chemical warfare works I tell ya.

Dobbersky-Ryu (I though of KenDo but its already been used) will comence from March 08. All you need is the T-shirt and the photos, and a few postcards to master the art. Oh and a few videos too.

I have to chuckle at some of the names. Sei do Kan, Ken Shin Do and a few others are popular and most are not related in any way shape or form to each other.

Osu

Mine would probably be "I Kan Do"...
Anirudh